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New, clean undies

Always wear clean, new underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to WalMart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches on his forehead.

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Comments on: "New, clean undies" (18)

  1. Wearing clean underwear is always a solid recommendation.

  2. Thats funny stuff.

  3. Storm Rider said:

    haha… good one!!

    Hey, and I love your theme!

    Keep the jokes comin’ πŸ™‚ .. will not miss to check every friday! πŸ™‚

  4. I’m grinning from ear to ear…this is great. Will repost on my blog, with credit back to you, of course. πŸ™‚

    love it! πŸ™‚

    • Thank you – sorry it has taken me so long to respond. Am trying to get windows 7 activated on a new pc so should be posting again shortly

  5. Kingskiddd1 said:

    Too funny and priceless!! πŸ˜€ Duly noted… although that really goes without saying. One just never knows. Grandma used to tell me, “What if you end up in the hospital and they must cut your shorts off?” That stuck in my mind up to this point. Your post really reinforced what she used to tell me. Thanks for the reminder. πŸ˜‰ LOL Great post!

  6. Kingskiddd1 said:

    Oh and BTW, loving the background of your blog! πŸ˜‰

  7. Perhaps she is the good under wear fairy doing good works..although with many styles today she could be kept real busy!

  8. laughed so hard I nearly choked on a carrot I was chewing!

  9. what if u don’t wear any…….

    spread the humor;charlywalker.wordpress.com

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