And as usual on a Friday here’s your weekly dose of giggles:
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die..
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich …
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky …..
not really good for anything, but you
still can’t help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
– – – and as someone recently said to me: “Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last long.”
Have a great weekend everyone – and remember – spread the joy!!!
Comments on: "Nasty Lasty…" (15)
I can ascertain that yeah, number 8 is basically true.
yeah I’m sure that is right, but there’s wisdom in them all. the ponders points not all men, thanx for reading
I must say that Number 8 is my favorite…
“Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich …”
LOL
I know i found that amusing too, thanx for reading.
You’re funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Glad you enjoyed, have a great weekend and thank you for reading.
Ha! I love those. Thanks for the laugh!
Pleasure, hope you had a great weekend. thank you for reading
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Did you make all these up? Freaking hilarious. Especially number 5 because I’m somewhat of a health nut.
I post a joke on Fridays and generally they are from emails that i have received during the week – i’m glad you enjoyed – thank you for reading
Very funny..I love funny….
keep it up!
Pleasure – thank you for reading, there is always a joke here on fridays
This is great. Very funny. Started my Saturday off real fine. 🙂
Glad you enjoyed, Friday i try to keep to a giggle blog, weekends are meant to be good times