whatever comes to mind…

Nasty Lasty…

And as usual on a Friday here’s your weekly dose of giggles:

 

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

 

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die..

 

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich …

 

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

 

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky …..

not really good for anything, but you

still can’t help but smile when

you shove them down the stairs.

 

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

 

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

 

Number 2

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;

what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

– – – and as someone recently said to me: “Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last long.”

Have a great weekend everyone – and remember – spread the joy!!!

 

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Comments on: "Nasty Lasty…" (15)

  1. I can ascertain that yeah, number 8 is basically true.

  2. Irene Cortez said:

    I must say that Number 8 is my favorite…
    “Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
    If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich …”

    LOL

  3. You’re funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  4. Ha! I love those. Thanks for the laugh!

  5. Did you make all these up? Freaking hilarious. Especially number 5 because I’m somewhat of a health nut.

    • I post a joke on Fridays and generally they are from emails that i have received during the week – i’m glad you enjoyed – thank you for reading

  6. Very funny..I love funny….
    keep it up!

  7. This is great. Very funny. Started my Saturday off real fine. 🙂

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