whatever comes to mind…

Nasty Lasty…

This is an old joke but it always brings a smile to my dial:

(Have a great weekend everyone)

Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “I will have to go home and come back later.” The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”

 

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Comments on: "Nasty Lasty…" (6)

  1. Ha, ha, ha. That’s a funny one. We’ll it’s disability vs jail for him.thanks for the visit.

  2. Love it. Mind if I share it with credit back to you? My Brit friend Sylvia is always sharing such humor with me, and I share it with my readers. Made me smile too…almost giggle. Looks like I may have found another pea for my pod of blogger friends. Will add you to my blogroll, so I come back often, and my readers might do the same as well. Love the background to your blog.

    got here sooner than i thought…am like the cat…that curiosity killed. hugs! 🙂

    • Thank you for reading- I’d love you to share, I post a nasty lasty every Friday. The background to my blog is a pic that reminds me of the farm where I grew up. Glad you got a grin at least- did you read me? Old?

  3. Ruth D. said:

    Haha, crazy!

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