I got a fortune cookie today which read:
“HELP!!! I am being held hostage in a bakery in China.”
I have no doubts that it is true and that this is a message from my brain!
I am a little concerned as to why it was in China for one thing —
and for another; why a bakery?
I’ll have it back tomorrow!!
(ps.Tuesday I was scatterbrain, Wednesday I was sick… now this!)