whatever comes to mind…

Me? Old?

I got an e-mail the other day that had me in stitches – we are all guilty of not noticing that we are all aging.

Here it is excuse the caps please.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL…..YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL ..

‘YES, YES I DID. I’M A MORGANNER! ‘HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

‘WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?’ I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

‘YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!’ I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN….THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED…….

“WHAT DID YOU TEACH?”

have a great weekend people!!
Next post Monday!

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Comments on: "Me? Old?" (16)

  1. LMAO Hilarious toooooooo funny! you’ve got wit galore 🙂
    As for me, I might look “old” on the outside, but I still feel 12 on the inside. I don’t know if that’s a good thing.

  2. Ruth D. said:

    Bahahahahahahaha! Funniest thing ever!

  3. Love it…thank you ! Siggi in Downeast Maine ps..I’d need a raised bed of hay…can’t get up from a carpet !

  4. OMG! I can barely type, this was too funny! I guess that brought her back into reality a bit. Too funny!

  5. I enjoyed the laugh too … we sure are all maturing with time …

  6. Michelle Turner Manigo said:

    you are hilarious. Laughing is always good for the soul. Have a blessed day.

  7. That was amazing… I guess its all about never losing the child in us….it really makes us more lovable…thanks for sharing that 😉

    • I decided to make Fridays just a nasty lasty joke day and my 11 year old daughter asked if she can do a saturday blog so her first wll be posted here on Saturday. Thank you for reading

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